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This notice is to officially inform you that Tom has officially went off the deep end and jumped into a puddle of intensely bright yellow paint. As many of you know in an effort to avoid severe addiction to the rather unattractive and lifeless black paint, Thomas went on a rampage and spilled the entire vat of black paint into the New River, right in front of the Broward Performing Arts Center.

It IS rumoured that unlookers were in shock as Thomas (in perfect dramatic formation as always) performed a ’sacred cleansing ceremony’ with his own musical rendition of “I WRITE THE SONGS” and an incredibly shocking painting, full of colors that critics say are ‘recently discovered hues of orange, yellow and red with a tinge of blue and an an underlying tone of flourescent green.’ Yet, it is not know exactly what the subject of the painting is.

One witness stated that the painting ‘ looked like a child covered in paint with a smug grin’, yet another said that the painting looked like a ‘lunatic in a strange halloween costume with rainbow colored teeth.’

The origin of the painting is not known - yet it us rumored that the painting may be worth MILLIONS and that whomever has created this image of perfect LOVE has contacted Thomas to help sell the painting to the masses of people addicted to darkness.

We are anxious to hear more about this late breaking story - - - - aren’t you?